英語幽默故事簡短，內容詼諧幽默，情節生動有趣，相信在你在閱讀的同時也可以一起學習英語哦。
下面分享下今天的這篇英語幽默故事：獨自在家
My wife will go to any extreme to keep people from, knowing she is home alone.
我妻子獨自在家時，總是不想讓別人知道家里沒有其他的人。
One evening when I was working late，my wife heard a knock on the door. She ignosed it,but the knocing continued. Frantic，sloe began to bark,softly at first，then louder and louder. Much to her relief,the knocking soon stopped.
一天晚上，我工作到很晚。我妻子聽到有人敲門，她就沒理，但敲門的聲音總是不停，慌亂之中，她開始學狗叫。一開始她低聲地叫，隨后她的叫聲越來越大。敲門聲很快地停了，她這才松了口氣。
The next day the paper boy came to the door to collect."I came by last night,"he told me,"but I left when your wife barked at me!"
第二天，送報的小孩來我家收錢，那小孩告訴我:“我昨晚上就來了，你老婆老沖我學狗叫，我就走了。”
詞匯學習：
My wife 我的妻子
One evening 一天晚上
next day 第二天
relief n. 寬慰;救濟;救援物資;免除，減輕，解除;代班人
